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partyintheurl:

single and ready to not single 

snerpthesnerr:

the meme to really bring back is peanut butter jelly time

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look at him go

high def pb&j time banana for president 2k15

neckbeardeddragon:

touhuo:

I’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE SINCE 2001

I FUCKING KNEW IT

superbeaner:

truncatedlegs:

why aren’t there any mods for naked men in games i play
equal porn representation in games pls

I agree with this so bad

reblog to spread awareness of this heinous lack of dicks

aeons-altered:

Squirrel token - The first alter I ever did, for a wonderful friend who loves squirrels almost as much as he loves slivers. 

freshfoam:

Art Work by Jama Jurabaev

why aren’t there any mods for naked men in games i play
equal porn representation in games pls

vastderp:

dicklover3000:

notsoprettykitty:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

animatedgurl:

dicklover3000:

thetimeofdawn:

dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

those are ferrets you pile of wombat shit

haha aw sweetie :) you need to learn your animals! those are long hamsters! they’re like hamsters… but they’re long! (:

Lemme correct you thetimeofdawn, dicklover3000 is a pile of ‘ferret’ shit, and dicklover3000, those are in fact, ferrets, get a 3rd grade education, “sweetie”

aw babe im sure you meant well but those are not ferrets! theyre long hamsters! (: its ok to not know a lot about animals! youll learn!

EDUCATE YOURSELF DICKLOVER3000 FUCKING SHIT. DID YOU SUCK TOO MANY DICK THAT YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE???!!!??!?¿¿???!!!

:-) …maybe

Listen, “babe.” If you want to correct others, make sure you got your facts straight. At least google it so that you may actually sound intelligent rather than a brainless neanderthal. You’re embarrassing yourself, honey.

baby doll my facts are 100 percent true! :-) silly silly ferrets are only a myth! these are long hamsters! im sure you have heard of them! they’re available in many pet stores! they’re awfully cute but very hyper!

Listen here, dickwad
A ferret is a domesticated form of a European Polecat. Its scientific name is Mustela putorius furo. LOOK IT UP SO THAT YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Might I say, its life span is 7-10 years. LONG HAMSTERS are not proper nor do they roam the earth. So please, look it up and EDUCATE YOURSELF, TWAT.

i am sorry that you refuse to educate yourself on the beauty of long hamsters! my dear you are simply just wrong on this matter! dont worry! one day you will understand :) long hamsters are truly magical creatures… 

JESUS CHRIST WOMAN. LONG HAMSTERS DONT EXIST. YOU. NEED. TO DO. YOUR. OWN. GODDAMN. RESEARCH. BC YOU. ARE BEING AN UNEDUCATED LITTLE SWINE. MAYBE, IF YOU SUCK A DICK TOO HARD, YOU MIGHT SUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT, THEN MAYBE, YOU WILL HAVE A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE IN YOU.

goodness gracious! sweetheart! long hamsters have been the center of many, many studies for years! they are truly little miracles! no one knows how these hamsters got so long. (: it is okay that you have yet to explore the amazing Cricetinae longis. 

I’m not going to lie, I really wouldn’t mind slapping the person with enough idiocy to think that long hamsters exist. They are not real nor will they ever be unless hamsters evolve to have elongated bodies. You are an uncultured swine and need to stop being so arrogant towards the people telling you that they are ferrets. If you did your research, you would find that those people are, in fact, correct. Those are FERRETS. There is no such thing as long hamsters.

no those are long hamsters

how do people not recognize a long hamster the picture is right there you can see their faces and everything

vvni:

Monumental levels of disgust by Shitgaze

767,773 plays

wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

gemdoyle:

love thy selfie | listen to this mix, look in the mirror and tell yourself “i’m fucking amazing” | listen

sailorshawty:

Bowie is literally an art period dream. 

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA