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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

huntail:

catpuppys:

this guy could be the last airbender tbh

he can airbend me over a table

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

Anonymous
what state do you live in?

narcotic:

Usually denial 

dulect:

have you even seen clothes that look good and then you try them on and it’s like no

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

thecryptocreep:

This is the infamous nightcrawler video!

I remember watching about it on one of those paranormal shows.

Really, it looks like someone with a pair of giant sweat pants up to their neck and waddling across the ground.

But I mean, that’s just me.

Still a cool video.

mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

rembrandtswife:

rainnecassidy:

animentalcosplayer:

OH MY GOD.

I AM DEAD

Daniel Radcliffe has become a way more interesting person than Harry Potter.