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psdo:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

SHERYL

apatheticghost:

Misogynists HATE her! Local woman is woman

ladygolem:

i’m not usually a praying girl but if you’re out there, madoka, 

mtgandbsg replied to your post “I’ve felt like passing out the past three hours at work this is not…”

NOOOO

thankfully I didn’t, but i have a residual pounding headache and kept getting flushed with heat at work so yeah, idk

by any memes necessary
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amoying:

Chvrches // Do I Wanna Know (Arctic Monkeys)

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

nuclearsoup:

you know what? i do. thank you for pointing that out

petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

onceuponymous:

I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery.  She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.

ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

hello-lesbians:

I was straight once, turns out it was a phase

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”